Yule Log
They say it has to burn all day. Otherwise, it’s bad luck.
I say, why leave it to chance? Instead of a log, burn the whole damn tree! If it doesn’t last through the night, at least the gods will see your failure brightly.
Then the luck you deserve will come on swift pale wings.
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