Happy Halloween everyone!
I was watching The Haunting of Bly yesterday and reminiscing about how much I loved The Haunting of Hill House when I remembered something. I wrote a silly rap song about the series last year. This seems about as a good an opportunity as I’ll ever get to share it. I hope you enjoy!
Also, I wanted to thank my old co-workers for inspiring such a silly endeavor. Miss you guys!

Hat Boi Floatsin
When I drop the mic
you know it falls 9 feet!
Creepin in your room
to find you under your sheets.
Slinking down your hall
sending spiders crawlin,
Look under your bed
leaving all the children bawlin.
I see what you tryin to do
puttin my hat on your head.
When I finally bend down
you gonna wish you were dead!
Tap tap tap
hear the rap of my cane?
I’m right behind you now
filling your needle with pain!
So shoot up all you like,
to your family’s distain.
Even if you turn away,
I’ll be there inside your veins!